101 lines
2.7 KiB
Plaintext
101 lines
2.7 KiB
Plaintext
Not Microsoft Edition
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Has anyone seen my remote?
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No one ever listens...
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,pu uoy evig annog reveN
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Good old simple times
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Who needs X11 anyways?
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TERMINALTOR
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You wake up in a dark room.
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Who let the dogs out?!?
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Did you know that !true = false?
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Kills 99.9% of bloat
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DIALUP COMPATIBLE :-b
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As seen in your dreams.
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There are 3 Windows haters in your local area.
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Ride the walrus!
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All time travel to the year 2020 is prohibited.
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WAYLAND has encountered an issue.
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Why is it so hard to come up with splash texts?
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Life hard.
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Dancing queen!
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dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/mybrainduringexams
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rm -rf /
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Did you say pineapple?
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deltree %WINDIR%\system32
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Located the exit. Proceed quickly.
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Honey where's my supersuit?
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Squirrel! Squirrel!
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Anyone has a samsung?
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Got any games on your phone?
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Best experienced with Microsoft Internet Explorer.
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Honey, I shrunk the kernel!
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There are 3 hot laptops in your local area.
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Are penguins to polarbears like creepers to pigs?
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Dr. Freeman doesn't need to hear all this.
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You are not allowed to build above the process limit.
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Want you gone
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The cake is a lie!
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Han shot first.
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Designed for GNU/Linux
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Have you ever wondered why? You aren't the first one.
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mlem
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Gib pets
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Did you know, Windows bad!
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Also try Darwin!
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Also try BSD!
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418 I'm a teapot.
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Batteries not included.
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May contain traces of sh.
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Baked with love.
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You lost me on this one.
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What is this? A motd?
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
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Every 11 minutes a Windows user rage quits.
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Looking for NTLDR? Wrong place kid!
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Did someone say old? This 486 is still usable!
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I ACCIDENTALLY Debian a Power Macintosh G5.
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Am I a bread to you?
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Now with 10% less Windows support.
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Still better than node.js!
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Searching... Target lost. HEY! PUT ME DOWN! AAAH!
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Is this just fantasy?
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WE WILL ROCK YOU!
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Back to Black
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Name one band thats related to full bridge rectifiers.
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Seriously? What did you expect?
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May contain traces of else if.
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May 4, be with you.
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Made of 40% Iron.
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WHAT? *flips tape* WHAT?
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Is it because of the eye?
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Good old days of 200 mb hamster wheel drives.
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JUST BURN THE DARN RING ALREADY!
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Overclock it!
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Why compile? Why not?
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I made way too many splash texts.
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MuelCities: Your place on the INTERNET!
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You are stuck at level 100.
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*flies over and hugs you*
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MissingNo.
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Funny but replace N with R
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Just 20 more to go.
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Also try Elden Ring!
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Not Grian proof.
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May contain traces of salt.
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Not Mac formatted.
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Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
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if !*nix format c:
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KARLSON VIBE!!!
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Do not the cat
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Can you unplug my WiFi?
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Made of 40% Titanium!
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Linux > Windows
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printchar(BEL)
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Now with ANSI support!
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Can't run dialog. Are you using a typewriter again?
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This program does not use cookies. [OK] [Fu** U]
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Fits on a floppy!
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Use at your own risk.
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Now with brainwashing.
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YAY! YOU MADE IT TO SPLASH 100!
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