Not Microsoft Edition
Has anyone seen my remote?
No one ever listens...
,pu uoy evig annog reveN
Good old simple times
Who needs X11 anyways?
TERMINALTOR
You wake up in a dark room.
Who let the dogs out?!?
Did you know that !true = false?
Kills 99.9% of bloat
DIALUP COMPATIBLE :-b
As seen in your dreams.
There are 3 Windows haters in your local area.
Ride the walrus!
All time travel to the year 2020 is prohibited.
WAYLAND has encountered an issue.
Why is it so hard to come up with splash texts?
Life hard.
Dancing queen!
dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/mybrainduringexams
rm -rf /
Did you say pineapple?
deltree %WINDIR%\system32
Located the exit. Proceed quickly.
Honey where's my supersuit?
Squirrel! Squirrel!
Anyone has a samsung?
Got any games on your phone?
Best experienced with Microsoft Internet Explorer.
Honey, I shrunk the kernel!
There are 3 hot laptops in your local area.
Are penguins to polarbears like creepers to pigs?
Dr. Freeman doesn't need to hear all this.
You are not allowed to build above the process limit.
Want you gone
The cake is a lie!
Han shot first.
Designed for GNU/Linux
Have you ever wondered why? You aren't the first one.
mlem
Gib pets
Did you know, Windows bad!
Also try Darwin!
Also try BSD!
418 I'm a teapot.
Batteries not included.
May contain traces of sh.
Baked with love.
You lost me on this one.
What is this? A motd?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Every 11 minutes a Windows user rage quits.
Looking for NTLDR? Wrong place kid!
Did someone say old? This 486 is still usable!
I ACCIDENTALLY Debian a Power Macintosh G5.
Am I a bread to you?
Now with 10% less Windows support.
Still better than node.js!
Searching... Target lost. HEY! PUT ME DOWN! AAAH!
Is this just fantasy?
WE WILL ROCK YOU!
Back to Black
Name one band thats related to full bridge rectifiers.
Seriously? What did you expect?
May contain traces of else if.
May 4, be with you.
Made of 40% Iron.
WHAT? *flips tape* WHAT?
Is it because of the eye?
Good old days of 200 mb hamster wheel drives.
JUST BURN THE DARN RING ALREADY!
Overclock it!
Why compile? Why not?
I made way too many splash texts.
MuelCities: Your place on the INTERNET!
You are stuck at level 100.
*flies over and hugs you*
MissingNo.
Funny but replace N with R
Just 20 more to go.
Also try Elden Ring!
Not Grian proof.
May contain traces of salt.
Not Mac formatted.
Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
if !*nix format c:
KARLSON VIBE!!!
Do not the cat
Can you unplug my WiFi?
Made of 40% Titanium!
Linux > Windows
printchar(BEL)
Now with ANSI support!
Can't run dialog. Are you using a typewriter again?
This program does not use cookies. [OK] [Fu** U]
Fits on a floppy!
Use at your own risk.
Now with brainwashing.
YAY! YOU MADE IT TO SPLASH 100!